987娱乐网

网站公告列表

  没有公告

加入收藏
设为首页
联系站长
您现在的位置: 987娱乐网 >> 文章中心 >> 笑话 >> 英语笑话 >> 文章正文
  一封神秘的信 -英语笑话,英语短笑话,英语小笑话,英语幽默笑话         ★★★★ 【字体:
一封神秘的信 -英语笑话,英语短笑话,英语小笑话,英语幽默笑话
作者:987娱乐网    文章来源:经典笑话网    点击数:    更新时间:2007-7-8    
A Mysterious Letter
“I don't like to inquire too curiously into your affairs,”said the lady to her husband.“But something's been bothering me for days.”

“So?” said the husband.“Tell me all about it.”

“You got a letter last Friday,”the lady said.“It was perfumed.It was in a girl's handwriting.I saw you oped it:you broke into a sweat.You turned white.Your hands trembled…For goodness'sake,who was it from and what did it say?”

“Oh,that,”said the husband.“I decided it was best for both of us not to talk about it at the time.”

“For heaven's sake,”screamed the woman.“Tell me who it was from and what it said.”

“Okay,”said the husband.“It was from your dress shop.It said you owe them$740.00.”
中文:(简单翻译)
一封神秘的信
“我不想过分好奇地打听你的事情,”妻子对她的丈夫说。“但是有件事已经困扰我好几天了。”
“是吗?”丈夫说。“你说给我听听。”
“上星期五你收到了一封信,”妻子说。“信是洒了香水的。是女孩的字迹。我见你打开信:你突然冒出一身冷汗,你的脸变得煞白,你的手颤抖着……。天哪,是谁写的信?信上都说了些什么?”
“噢,是这事儿。”丈夫说。“我当时决定我们俩最好不要谈论它。”
“天哪!”那女人尖叫起来,“告诉我谁写的,都写了些什么。”
“好吧。”丈夫说。“是从你的服装店寄来的,说你欠他们七百四十美元。”



文章录入:admin    责任编辑:admin 
  • 上一篇文章:

  • 下一篇文章:
  • 发表评论】【加入收藏】【告诉好友】【打印此文】【关闭窗口
    最新热点 最新推荐 相关文章
    儿子眼中的父亲 -经典家庭笑
    北大女生丑不丑
    没给人家工钱笑话 -成人笑话
    性机器 -超级色情笑话
    妓女去看医生 -成人笑话
    十月怀胎后 -经典成人笑话
    老婆的高招 -超级成人笑话
    丈夫的苦恼 成人笑话
    没关系我们已睡过了 极品成人
    老汉打炮 -成人笑话